Comic relief

• What is the comic relief?

Is the inclusion of humorous characters,scenes,or witty dialogue in an otherwise serious work.

• Why is it often used in horror films?

It's often used to relieve tense moments.

• Do you remember laughing in horror films?Can you think of an example?

Yes,maybe in The Shining because the father of the family seems like a funny crazy man,but not to share room with him.

It's Christmas time!

Oh Christmas...what a good time.Everyone is happy,giving presents,saying how much do they love their family...but nobody cares about Santa. He's the employer of the year!He only works once a year,but when he does it,I think that he would be as estressed as a McDonald's employer in a friday night,because he has to travel all over the world to give presents to children.Sometimes,to children that for sure don't deserve.This remember me to one quote of my uncle,talking about how his son works in the family business:"My son,Max?Oh,he works like Santa;Once a year,and besides that,it's falsehood.Then we have the three wise man,but they're three,obviously it's one hundred times easier.I mean,they have dope camels too.Can you ask something better than having camels who are better than Dakar rallies?And yes,I know that Santa has a super elegant carriage,with flying reindeer pulling it...are we serious?I want to work once a year and have dope camels or swag reindeers!Why can't I?Maybe I have to add in my bucket list:-Have really dope camels and reindeers pulling my Aston Martin through the sky,at the same time I throw dollars to the children and I scream:"I'm better than Santa,guys!And I'm real!!"

Pit and Pendelum

What is the story of P&P about?

It's about a man that is in a cell and he discover that there is a pit with water at the bottom. The condemned man is able to attract rats to his bond and the rats start chewing through the ropes. The walls get inward pushing the man into the pit and when he was about to fall into the pit an arm catched him and save him.

Without me?

Yesterday,I was listening to one of my favourite songs(Without me-Eminem)and I started thinking of what could happen if I dissappear,of what would people do without me,Do the world feel more empty?So I just start thinking and it was a super strange thing,because I always think of what people would...but if I'm there,never if I'm not. I've also thought what I prefer,to be telekinetic or to be telepathic,and of course I prefer telekinetic,because maybe if I had telepathy,I can discover horrible things about what people thinks about me,like maybe they don't like to be my friend, or something like that,so it's not a really good idea to have this "superpower".I don't think that knowing what could happen if I die or something it's good,maybe it's just better to not know which moment will be your last,alive to be a mistery of it all.

Exams!

These two past weeks have been horrible. They were the “exam week”. For pure definition, are the weeks where the student wants to kill himself, because we have too much exams. And the exams are not the worst, the worst it’s when you arrive home with your mind destroyed, because you’ve done a really hard exam, and next day you have two of them. But at least when you finish these two weeks, you feel like you can fly over the rainbow and be happy without caring about anybody, and enjoying the freedom. Sometimes you can have three exams in a day...come on, three??Are we crazy? That’s not human, then don’t cry if I fail the exam (just kidding, if I fail I’ll be hanging in a tree next day). Two days ago, I was talking with a French friend, who actually has finished his exam week and now he has got two weeks without school(Benjamin, I hate you). So,then,why we have to do them?I disagree with the exam system,because I find it useless;someone who has better memory, usually haves better mark,no matter who is smarter(normally). And isn't good for teachers,too.My mom is really tired when it's exam week,and she works all day long,so I don't know why we can't do another type of week. Why not the week of the true happiness, giving free hugs to everybody?I hate exam week.

Psycho

Who's the director of this movie Psycho?
The director of Psycho is Albert Hitchcock

What type of characters did he often use in his horrors films?
His work often features fugitives on the run alongside "icy blonde" female characters.

What technique did he use on his camera?
His stylistic trademarks include the use of camera movement that mimics a person's gaze.

Gothic Novel

1. Who invented the G.N.?The gothic novel was invented almost single-handedly by Horace Walpole
2. What was the first G.N.?The Castle of Otranto
3. When was it first published?1764
4. Which basic elements of horror didn't you include on your list?

1. Setting in a castle.
2. An atmosphere of mystery and suspense.
3. An ancient prophecy
4. Omens, portents, visions.
5. Supernatural or otherwise inexplicable events.
6. High, even overwrought emotion.
7. Women in distress.
8. Women threatened by a powerful, impulsive, tyrannical male.

9. The metonymy of gloom and horror. 

10. The vocabulary of the gothic. 

The scariest movie for me

This film's about a family who moves to a house which one is bewitched,something they don't know. The little girl of the family starts to follow strange ghosts,and the family don't trust her. Finally,when it's more than obvious,the family trusts her,but it's too late.The family starts to die and they have to fight the spirit s

Multiple intelligences

Let's do this in parts:

• My Word Smart i think it's wrong,because my lexic/grammar/vocabulary its regular,for not saying i'ts bad.
• My Number Smart it's quite accurate,I'm not really good with numbers,but I can pass the exams.
• I'm really according to the People Smart,because of I'm really good empathizing with other people,understanding his problems,etc..
• I'm according to the Intrapersonal Smart,because I feel really good with myself
• My musical Smart is not really good,because I can't even sing or play any instrument without making cry Michael Jackson in his grave,but I feel really identificate with rap music,specially Eminem,and I can memorize his lyrics with extremly ease.
• My Picture Smart is under nine thousand,I can't imagine someone who paints worse than me...oh,actually,the Ecce Homo is my lastest work.
• My Nature Smart  would be higher,because I can memorize animal names or patterns without working really much
• And finally I'm super disagree with my body smart;I mean,I know all of my body,what I can do with him,and what not,and if I can't do something,I try it. I do a lot of sport,no matters what sport it is,I just love to try new sports.

My biggest dream

One of my biggest dreams,is to join the CAR of Sant Cugat,and be a taekwondo elit athlete.

This isn't possible because I don't train enough.But this year,if I am as good to win the November competition,it's possible to go there.It will take me longer time because

My hero

My hero probably is Aaron Fotheringham, or most known as "Wheelz", who is an extreme wheelchair athlete who has landed many world first's; like a backflip in a wheelchair at age 14 , a double backflip at age 18, and recently he has landed a frontflip. He is also trying to land a double frontflip. His philosophy is: "If it hurts,it means that you're alive".

I love his way to live life, always with a smile in his face. He's a super positive person, really courageous,because he jumps off with his wheelchair some ramps that I never could jump even in a bike.

Animal in me

My animal is the Lion

Medium to large sized:Yes I am,because I'm 1.80m so i think it's medium to large sized.

Powerful:Yes I am,when I'm angry,better don't come to me.

Good looking:I'm really sexy.

Compelling:I can be a really heavy man if I decide to convince someone.

Courageous:I'm really cold blooded and I don't get afraid

Tyrannical:I'm not very agree to this adjective,because of I'm not an aggresive person,just in a few times,when I need it.

Scientific Name

Panthera leo

Collective Term

A pride of lions

Careers and Hobbies

Judge:
CEO
Business owner
Manager
Fine dining
Competitive sports
High fashion
Hunting

Celebrities

Nicholas Cage
Ted Turner
Sharon Stone

My bucket list

My bucket list should be:

• Be the nº1 in the heavyweight world ranking of Taekwondo.
• Travel to USA(LA,NY...)
• Do bungee jumping dressed up as Superman.
• Go to the street,stop someone,and say to him:"Give back the money you deal to my family!".
• Create a money-maker machine.
• Be a dad.
• Create my own business.
• Be a professional xdiver..
• Have a Guiness World Record.
• Score a World First.
• Meet Aaron Cook.
• Make a film.
• Create my own international day;The Nothing To Do Day,dedicated to everyone who doesn't contribute to the humanity.
• Buy a yacht.
• Be an example for the children.